I am organized. I am organized. I am organized.

Except in my closet! OMGosh! Help! I could probably lose a kid in there!

Holy pickles! I don't even know where to start! See the bag on the floor, in the middle, right behind the remote truck? Why do I have a remote truck in my closet? Anyway, that bag is full of bank statements from NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE!

I know you needed a good laugh tonight. You're welcome. ACK! Ü