Too funny not to share.

This did not happen to me. I won't reveal the name of the person who had this exciting experience, but hubby & I had got good laugh out of this. Several times. At her expense. lol :)

The following is a public service announcement. This really happened three days ago, but all names have been omitted to protect those involved from sheer embarassment! Did you know......

*Two year olds love red jello.
*Two year olds love to feed red jello to their old, digestively sensitive dog when mom is not looking.
*Mom will assume, upon seeing the empty jello bowl, that 2 year old ate all his jello.
*Dogs will vomit red jello.
*when dogs vomit red jello onto blue carpeting, it looks like blood.
*Mom will, thinking that her very old dog is vomiting blood, call the vet right away and take the dog (with 2 year old in tow) to the vet.
*Vet will examine dog.
*Dog will yet again vomit at the vet's office.
*Vet will inform mom that the dog isn't vominting blood, it's some sort of red colored food.
*Mom will state that the dog did not eat any red colored people food.
*Two year old will chime in "yes she did Mommy, I fed her my red jello this morning!"
*Mom will be totally embarassed, and vet will get such a laugh out of the situation that she won't charge for the visit.

And yes, just in case you are wondering, all red jello has been removed from the home and will never be purchased again.